more Applebee's fun...

I've been thinking lately about making a top 5 list named "You might eat at Applebee's if...". The list would go something like this:

You might eat at Applebee's if...

1. You require extra alfredo sauce with your pasta.
2. Your four year old child enjoys opening sugar packets and pouring them on the floor and/or table.
3. You order your steak "well done, but tender."
4. Your party of twenty arrives two people at a time at ten minute intervals, then adds 4 or 5 more people when you are all finally done eating.
5. You consider 3-4 dollars a good tip regardless of check size.